Who is Adam Kimmel? WHAT is Adam Kimmel?

I am about to put the following into the "reply" section of the Adam Carolla podcast. It's not terribly funny, but I can't think of any other appropriate forum for this....actually, I'll post it tomorrow morning. If I throw this onto the Friday podcast on Sunday nobody will ever see it.

Leelee Sobieski, who most recently had a bit part in "Public Enemies" is engaged to Adam Kimmel. Is Adam Kimmel really a "menswear designer," or is he some sort of weird, comedic superbeing you created in your "garage?"



Should Leelee look forward to competing with a legion of Juggies for her husband's affection?

Don't disappoint us, "Adam Kimmel!"



Leelee is 26 now, which means she was jailbait when she appeared in "Eyes Wide Shut. With Anna Kournukova in the mix, was the late 90's the Golden Age of Jailbait? Discuss.

This space has suffered a definite draught (drought?) since I started doing radio, since I tend to spend my time preparing material for that. More recently, however, I've been getting squeezed down to segments that are considerably less than the long-form rants that I prefer, so maybe it berhooves me to write more of it down here, where my two readers can enjoy it.

Radio tends to be a dumbed-down, toilet-humor affair, at least when I do it. Ironically, I have to avoid swearing the whole time, and many subjects are off limits. I tend to make alot of oblique sexual refereces, and I need to be very creative to find ways to discuss certain topics that are near and dear to my heart, like illegal gambling, human traffiking, white slavery, etc.