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Has our hero hit rock bottom? He is hoping that his online sportsbook/poker accounts have hit bottom, but you can always go lower....They say that you have to hit rock bottom before you get help for an addiction, but if the addiction is profitable...

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

RoQQ Exploits Retard Image

I played another WSOP sattelite last weekend. Didn't make it this time either. I don't remember what place I finished this time, but I know I never felt like I was on my way to the big dance. Of course, this tournament only took the top 4 instead of the top 139, so that makes it alot tougher.

I'm not sure how I finished on the day, but I'm pretty sure I was up (despite my tournament buy-in) and I know I won it all in two hands. Both took place on the same 2-4 NL table.

In the first, I was in the small blind with 54 offsuit. A short stacked guy in middle position raised to twenty-something, and a guy on the button raised it up to $81. I tried to fold, but since I had about 20 windows open, my mouse was a bit slow, and I called instead. Oops!

The flop contained a 5. Other than that, I don't remember what it held, other than there were no aces or kings. It was checked around. At this point I put the pre-flop re-raiser on ak. I just don't see what other hands he might've reraised preflop with, but checked with on the flop. Anyway, the turn was another 5. As I recall, I wasn't paying attention, and I checked, after which I noted that I probably had the best hand at this point. In any case, it was checked around, and I bet a bit less than 1/2 the pot on the river. The original pf raiser called, as he was short and basically priced in. The reraiser folded. Still sounds like he had ak to me--you too? The short stack had 88, and I won the pot.

After this 2 or three people at the table had some questions about my decision making (to say the least) although they were fairly congenial, considering the donkey suck-out they had just experienced. I figured I might as well try to exploit my image, so rather than explaining to them all that I'd hit the wrong button, I said things like, "well, I knew you were weak." The guy managed to avoid calling me an idiot, but I knew that he was having a hard time holding back. Meanwhile, I had another guy defending me with something flimsy along the lines of, "well, he's winning, so let him play how he wants. I could practically smell him salivating as he basically told the other guy not to tap the glass. Kudos for finding ways to say it without saying it. I mean, it was obvious to me, but their collective reticence could come in handy some time when they really have a flounder in the pool.

After this I proceeded to play more or less my normal game, though I was on the alert for opportunities to exploit my new image. I really expected to get more action then I got; perhaps I was raiseing when nobody had a hand.

Anyway, eventually I woke up with pocket queens, again in the small blind. The guy I put on ak before made a decent raise pfreflop. By this time I'd determined that his reraising standards were pretty loose, maybe as low as a medium pair, and almost definitely including ak, if not aq, aj, and perhaps at or kq. Alot of the time I would just call here, since even if I'm ahead, an ace or king will flop way more than it ought to.

With this guy, however, I figured that

a.) His style was too aggressive, at least preflop

b.) He might be steaming

c.) He almost certainly thought I was an idiot

so I raised to about 3 tomes his bet. As I hoped, he moved in on me. I called, he showed nines, and I won about $300 off him. I immediately needled him with, "what did you think I had, 45o?" and "I'm at least going to be suited there, and probably have more like 87s." He didn't answer, and he soon left rather than buy back in.

His style wasn't suited for cash games, being more approproate for a short stack in a tournament. He was doomed to lose his money. Looking back now, I suspect that he would've done the same thung even if he didn't think I was an idiot, just because he thought it was the right way to play.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Not this Year

This morning I outlasted 2,884 other players in the Main Event 100 Seat Guaranee at Full Tilt...which placed me 454th. The top 139 won a $12,000 Prize Package, so I was 315 places short. The only pro to finish above me was Paul Wolfe, who crapped out in 142nd. Ouch! I was sweating his table for a bit after I was out, thinking I might learn something. Apparantly I wasn't alone. The chat box on that table was overflowing with the inane questions of sycophantic railbirds. Wolfe probably crapped out because he was too busy dealing with his fans. I suppose there is some give and take to being in Full Tilt's stable of pros...

Carl Pavano--Railbird?

This morning I outlasted 2,884 players in the Main Event 100 Seat Guarantee tournament at Full Tilt...and finished 454th. The top 139 won their way into the WSOP, so that left me 315 away from the $12,000 prize package. The only pro in the tournament to finish higher than me was Paul Wolfe. I sweated his table for a 1/2 hour or so after I busted out. Figured I might learn something.

What I figured out was this. There were a ton of railbirds present, and they were all asking him inane questions or sucking up to him. All I really saw him do was steal a few blinds, and fold alot. Now, this late in a tournament most hands aren't shown to the river, so it was fairly unlikely that I was going to learn much, unless I watched for a long time, but FUCK! The questions people asked this guy! Stuff mildly more enlightening than polls my Junior High Newspaper came out with (what's your favorite color? what's your favorite breakfast cereal? cartoon? etc.) but...not much.

Later I checked the final standings. Wolfe bubbled out at 142nd. At this point I'm wondering if he was distracted by all the jerk-offs bugging him along the way, or if he just got swallowed up by escalating blinds. I suppose he's got some kind of contract with FullTilt (you can find his page on their site) so I shouldn't feel bad for him. On the other hand, I suppose if you don't get results it doesn't benefit FullTilt to associate with you...I wonder if anyone with an endorsement deal with one of these sites has been dropped yet...

WHO IS THE CARL PAVANO OF PROFESSIONAL POKER?

These are the sort of things that keep me up at night.

That and Maxwell House Instant. And Shaboo. * Mmmmmmmmmmm, shaboo!**

*Shaboo is Filipino Crystal Meth.

**Yes I'm kidding. Instant coffee is for the hoi polloi.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Vegas Here I Come?

I just finished a 45 man Super Sattelite on Full Tilt--in fist place, that is! The tournament I won my way into will give WSOP Main Event Seats to the top 100. Usually I don't try to play in tournaments like this, as I a.) prefer cash games, and b.) tend to have to work when the big tournaments are going on, since I'm on the wrong side of the World. This one happens to be durning a 4 day weekend, however, so I should be in the clear. Hopefully I will get my leave ppw in tomorrow for Vegas. I don't think I'll go unless I win my way in, since from here its a grand. Meanwhile, I'm optimistic, and will try to keep a level head, for all the obvious reasons.