MICK DELIVERS ROQQ PIX/OH CANADA!....

RoQQ called me from a payphone to say--"I'm taking NEWENGLAND(-10)over miami, and CHICAGO (-10)over buffalo." Then he said to parlay those with Kansas City. Um...just kidding about the last part. He also said you can't squeeze blood from a roQQ, and said it didn't matter because he is moving to Canada now that Congress has outlawed his lifestyle....Here I figured he'd just move to Vermont, or maybe the Bay Area....

If you want to follow the advice of a sports handicapper who is on the lam due to a staggering losing streak that's your business. Consider yourself warned.

Go Tigers! I mean, go TigerCats!