roQQ boTTom's Fate Hinges on Detroit Victory

Pugilant Mick here again. It looks like RoQQ will sson surface again, on the strength of the Tigers performance against the Yankees. The Tigers lead the series 2-1, and cuurently take an 8-1 lead into the bottom of the 7th inning. RoQQ stands to win a 25-1 bet if the Tigers win the pennant, and 50-1 and 30-1 bets if they win the World Series, so apparently his credit is good again, and the odds on his legs getting broken are fading fast, but fuck that--GO ZITO! Nah, as a Mick from Michigan, I want to see the Tigers win too. I woulda paid more attention to the current game, but I was watching NOTRE DAME beat Stanford, 31-10. Right now I'm watching the Yankees lose with the sound off so I can more easily fantisize about a four-way with Brady Quinn, his sister, and A.J. Hawk. Can I say that? Just kidding. I'm not the one with a Carson Palmer fetish. I guess I've got a fresh mouth when I've diminished the world's supply of Miller Lite by a case-and-a-half or so. Just be glad I'm not doing shots!