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Has our hero hit rock bottom? He is hoping that his online sportsbook/poker accounts have hit bottom, but you can always go lower....They say that you have to hit rock bottom before you get help for an addiction, but if the addiction is profitable...

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

RoQQ winnings suspended in Cyberspace

Mick here, fenian bastard extrordinaire....RoQQ has won one of his bets on the Tigers, as they have won the AL pennant. Meanwhile, Firepay has stopped servicing their US coustomers, so RoQQ cannot collect from bet365, who also is no longer dealing with Americans, though, like any good sportsbook, they have agreed to honor their debts....Can roQQ find a way to launder his money before Bullet-Tooth Tony catches up with him? Rumor has it that he no longer cares who wins the NLCS, as long as it is over ASAP, so that the Tigers can hurry up and win the World Series....

My foray into the world of football teasers had mixed results Sunday. Cincinnati covered their teased spread, losing by one as 1.5 point dogs, but my teased over of 37.5 was way to high for the 14-13 final score. Meanwhile, the tease won me the Sunday night game, as Denver failed to cover the 15 or so they were favored by, but covered the 7.5, and easily came in under the teased under (43) as well as the original under (36.5?) Those of you who figured Denver could beat teh worst team in the league by more than 15, despite averaging 12.2 points per game were proved wrong, as the Broncos scored a massive 13, and won 13-3. The under, however, was no problem at all.

Meanwhile, in more conventional betting, I went 2-1-1, as follows:

DALLAS(-13.5)34, houston6 Nailed that one...
sandiego(-10)48 SANFRANCISCO 19 and that one too...
NYJETS(-3)20 miami 17-- at bet365 I could have given 2.5--fuck congress--you too, dubya!
chicago(-10)24 ARIZONA 23 Ha! No comment....Ooops!

In related news, roQQ has stopped fawning over Carson Palmer like some love-struck teenage girl....As for Carson, he still doesn't know roQQ exists, so nothing's changed, right? Well, aside from the Bengals have stopped winning, that is....Who can fill the QB shaped void in roQQ's life? Rex Grossman? Matt Leinart? Maybe Phillip Rivers or Drew Brees....Too bad they're not both on the Chargers these days--roQQ always liked that kinky shit....

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