Wolverines by a Wing?

I'm enjoying some day-old Italian Roast and Camel Lights right now, prepping to empty my bowels ahead of a probable outing to HOOTERS, to watch Michigan at Michigan State. The mighty Spartans are 1-3, yet are favored by 3.5 over the 4-0 Wolverines. Here's hoping that Vegas isn't completely out to lunch here. As far as I'm concerned, this line is bulletin board fodder for Michigan, who so far have been plenty clutch and don't need any.

I suppose I could get completely blotto and make my wife drive home....More likely I'll end up leaving at halftime. Since we've let our outlandish dish package lapse in my absense, I'm not sure if the local stations will carry U-M-MSU.


I've looked, and the local stations seem to have a plateful of dreck scheduled for this afternoon. Hooters it is. My morning dump was a successful, though harrowing affair, aided by Wolfgang Puck's French Roast (freshly brewed) in addition to yesterday's aforementioned Italian Roast. Time to wake up my asawa, so she can enjoy some wings, while I check out the breasts & thighs of the waitstaff. Go green.