A Shot at Jail

Shawne Merriman, linebacker for the San Diego Chargers, was arrested after his girlfriend, Tila Tequila, ratted him out to the fuzz. He was charged with battery and false imprisonment. Next time maybe he'll imprison her where she can't get to a phone.

If he wanted my advice, I'd tell him to get off the juice. And get a new barber. And learn to photoshop. Then when Tila prances around half-naked next to--say--a police cruiser or ambulance, he can photoshop some clothes on her. If he wants.



Before Phtoshop...


...and after