I take rape shower after betting Wolverines, lose

I've parlayed michgan(+5.5)over INDIANA, OVER 145.  This pays 2.7/1.  I could have gotten 6 points, and over 144.5, which would have paid 2.4/1.  We'll see if getting greedy bites me in the ass.

My reasoning?  Michigan plays a lot of low scoring games, but these tend to be against crappy teams they blow out.  Their road games are also more likely to go over.  Their close games tend to be higher scoring.  Indiana puts up a lot of points, so I like the over.  Michigan has a good record vs. the spread lately, while Indiana has failed to cover in five out of their last six games.  I think this line is a bit inflated (Indiana's lines probably have been inflated for a bit, or they'd have a better record vs. the spread) as well.  It opened at 4.5, and has moved to 5.5.  I think 4 or 4.5 is probably right.  I expect that nobody wants to go against Indiana's home record (24-1 in it's last 25 games, 14-1 at home vs. Michigan) either.

Well, now that I've bet Michigan, I feel dirty inside.  Excuse me while I go take a rape shower.  Go green.

I'm watching the Aggies lose narrowly to Kentucky.  Right now they're likely to cover.  Is there any college tradition more homoerotic than A&M's yell leaders?  I mean, I'm a Michigan Thate Thpartan, but I don't think we can keep up with them.  Maybe if Sparty wore chaps.

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Michigan lost by eight, and the total went over.  Had I teased Michigan and the over, I would have had michigan(+9.5), over 141, and would have won.  Shoulda woulda coulda.