Pop Star Preggy?--Bet on it!

As of last week you could bet on who would father Brittney Spears' next child on bodog.com. I was meaning to list the men on the board and their odds, but I can't find them. My guess is that they are adjusting the odds, which implies that one or more of the men on the board must be getting excssive action from the gambling public, if not from Brittney herself.

Within the last week I heard she was seeing some douchebag she met in rehab. I don't remember the guy's name, so I wouldn't know if he was on the board. I guess he is a singer. I want to know:

a.) If he's on the board

b.) If he's allowed conjugal visits in rehab (he's still there for another month or two).

c.) If confirmed abortions count.

What is clear is that the public has absolutely no faith in Brittney's ability to make good decisions for the near future. It wouldn't be going very far out on a limb to say that the public is confident that she will NOT do so.

Doesn't this sound like the definition of white trash? I thought it did, so naturally I did what any red-blooded, American blogger would do--I Wikipedia-ed it. Hmmmmmmmm.

According to Wikipedia, white trash connotates economic, educational, or cultural bankruptcy. Well, two outta three ain't bad.