Flight 420, Vancouver to Toronto

(Overheard on a flight from Vancouver)

RICKY: Duuuude! Do they still make Flutie Flakes?

DOUG: No, dude! You got the munchies, huh?

RICKY: Shit yeah! I could eat a whole box right now, no milk or nuthin'!

DOUG: Sounds like you've done that before!

RICKY: Duuuude! (Giggles uncontrollably)

DOUG: (Giggles uncontrollably while trying to hold his breath)

RICKY: Dude, why are we laughing?

DOUG: Duuuuuuuuuude! I just thought of something!

RICKY: Dude?

DOUG: Like, my Heisman trophy would make an excellent bong!

RICKY: I know! Like, my Heisman trophy is already an excellent bong!

DOUG: Duuuuuuuuude! We could make an excellent twin turbo Heisman double bong!

RICKY: Duuuuuuuuuuude! Um, here, hit this....