Home Field 4 Bananna Rats=Side of Road

I'm not big on betting on college hoops, but it's March Madness time, and I can't even check spreads without difficulty. I'm in an undisclosed location in the Caribbean where my companions consist mainly of iguanas, bananna rats, and vultures that circle overhead, waiting for me to weaken. Bananna rats look like fat opossums, untl the vultures finish them off, at least. I saw a tarantula along the shore, in what amounts to a former coral reef. He pointed at me and told me not to bet on Duke getting past the Sweet 16. Like I need arachnids to tell me that.

I'm none too pleased that Michigan State will play BC in the second round. On the other hand, BC might not make it past USC, and Spartans-Trojans always has a nice ring to it. I'm more concerned with Kansas as teh Midwest 3rd seed. I'm not sure State even gets favored against the Jayhawks. The nicest thing about this year is that the Final 4 is in Detroit, so State has a home field advantage...if they make it that far.